7 things you must never say to a pregnant woman

7 things you must never say to a pregnant woman⠀
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1. “WOW YOUR BOOBS ARE HUGE. I bet you wished they always looked like that.”⠀⠀
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Yes. That’s right. Point out how pointlessly small and rubbish my boobs were post pregnancy. Thank you. ⠀⠀
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2. “Ooh, did I just see your baby move?" ⠀⠀
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NO THE BABY ISN’T MOVING! I was probably just breathing! Its funny how your stomach moves when you breathe isn't it?⠀⠀
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3. “Have you worked out when the baby was conceived' - Yes, I have actually. Would you like me to tell you the details? Yes? Ok well it was doggy style in the back of my husbands car whilst we were delaying getting to my best friends wedding*. See? Did you REALLY want to know?⠀⠀
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*Worth noting our baby was NOT conceived in this way. ⠀⠀
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4. " Were you trying for a baby?"- Er no. We just decided to act like teenagers, forget contraception and then make a life changing decision on the spur of the moment because, hell, why not have a baby? (please note sarcastic voice in this statement!) ⠀⠀
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5. “I can't imagine you being the mummy to a boy" - no neither can I. Which Is why I had a complete meltdown when I found out i was having a boy instead of a girl. But hey, that doesn't mean I need to hear from you that you think ill be a rubbish mother to a baby boy! I might just surprise you!⠀⠀
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6. You actually don't look pregnant from behind" Yes, thats because my uterus is in the front.⠀⠀
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7. “Once the baby is born, you won't ever love your husband the same amount again and he won't lose you as much" YES SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID THIS TO ME. ENOUGH SAID!⠀
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What has someone said you you that makes you want to laugh/cry?!?